The Toolset
Everything you need to stop failing at life.
Voice-First Interaction
Typing is for people who want to pretend they're working. Just talk to Meatball. Vent about your day, list your tasks, or admit you haven't started. It listens, processes, and calls you out. It's like therapy, but the therapist is tired of your excuses.
Adaptive Accountability
Our proprietary LLM prompts are fine-tuned to find what makes you move. Meatball learns what drives you—ambition, deadlines, or just pure shame—and adjusts its personality to maximize your output.
The Squad
Don't just rely on one AI. Build a squad. Create "Drill Sergeant Meatball", "Grandma Meatball" (who is disappointed, not mad), or "Hype Man Meatball". Switch between them depending on your mood.
