Terms of Service

Effective Date: 12/10/2025

By using Meatball, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, go back to your regular, unoptimized life.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using our app, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms, you may not use our Service.

2. Description of Service

Meatball is an AI-powered productivity app designed to hold you accountable. It uses "tough love" and "radical honesty." By using it, you acknowledge that the AI might say things that hurt your feelings but help your career.

3. User Conduct

You agree not to misuse the service. This includes, but is not limited to:

• Attempting to reverse engineer the app.
• Using the app to harass others (the AI does the roasting, not you).
• Inputting illegal or harmful content into the task manager.

4. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Service is provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. We do not guarantee that Meatball will cure your procrastination, make you rich, or fix your life. That's on you.

5. Limitation of Liability

In no event shall Meatball, nor its directors, employees, partners, agents, suppliers, or affiliates, be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses.

6. Termination

We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

7. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of California, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Questions? Email tech@meatball.social.