We Push You
Because You Won't
The world is full of "gentle nudges" and "friendly reminders". Look where that got you. Vibrating with anxiety and still procrastinating. We think you can do better, even if you don't right now.
Born from "I'll start Monday"
We didn't build Meatball because we're productivity gurus. We built it because we were terrible at getting things done. We spent more time color-coding our calendars than actually doing the work. We had 17 unread "gentle reminders" and zero finished projects.
One night, at 3 AM, staring at a deadline we blew past a week ago, we realized the problem wasn't the tools. The problem was us. We didn't need another positive affirmation. We needed a digital entity that would look at our screen time, see 4 hours of TikTok, and ask, "Really? Again?"
So we coded Meatball. It wasn't polite. It wasn't nice. But for the first time in years, we actually finished something.
Our Core Principles
Action Over Motion
Planning is fun. Doing is hard. We prioritize the hard part. No more "optimizing workflows" to avoid actual work.
Compassionate Rigor
True care isn't letting you slack off. It's holding you to the standard you set for yourself, even when you're tired.
Radical Accountability
excuses are comforting lies. We strip them away so you can face reality and change it.