Stop Vibrating.
Start Doing.
An AI that manages your schedule, calls you out on your excuses, and actually helps you get things done.
Born from "I'll do it later"
We didn't build Meatball because we're productivity gurus. We built it because we were experts at "optimizing" our todo lists while doing absolutely nothing. We had color-coded calendars, 17 productivity apps, and zero finished projects.
One night, at 3 AM, deep in a TikTok hole while a deadline screamed for attention, we realized we didn't need another "gentle nudge." We needed a digital entity to look at us and say, "Really? You're watching hydraulic press videos right now?"
How Meatball Works
Meatball combines cutting-edge AI with the persistent energy of a disappointed parent.
Voice-First Interaction
Typing is a stalling tactic. Just talk. Tell Meatball your plans, your fears, or your excuses. It listens, processes, and calls you out on your fluff instantly.
Adaptive "Encouragement"
Our AI learns what makes you tick. Do you need a cheerleader? A drill sergeant? Or just someone to ask "Are we doing this or not?" It adjusts its sass level to get you moving.
Your Personalized AI Squad
Meatball isn't a one-size-fits-all solution. Build a squad of AI personalities tailored to your needs. Need a drill sergeant? A supportive grandma? Or a hype man? Customize your Meatball experience to get the exact motivation you need, when you need it.
Features that actually work
Most productivity apps are just digital paper. Meatball is an active participant in your life (whether you like it or not).
Voice First
Don't type. Just talk. Discuss your plans, update tasks, and get feedback instantly via voice calls.
Radical Honesty
Miss a deadline? Meatball notices. It doesn't accept excuses, and it definitely won't let you forget until the task is done.
Smart Schedule
Your day is planned automatically based on your goals. We handle the logistics, you just have to actually do the work.
Squad Goals
Create different AI personalities for your squad. Need a strict coach? A supportive grandma? Or a hype man? You got it.
Instant Focus
Toggle 'Focus Mode' to hide distractions. We can't turn off the internet, but we can make it harder to doomscroll.
No Ghosting
We send notifications that actually matter. Ignore us, and we'll get clingy. You've been warned.